You know, you’re typical fly guy rocking (or stocking) the latest Nike’s/Jordan’s because he’s aiming to impress his peers. Instead of buying the clothes he actually likes, his taste in clothes are determined by what the general consensus deems as “dope.” He spits some slang and talks like he’s born and raised in The Bay. He probably started dancing because of ABDC and claims he’s been dancing since he got pulled out his mother’s vagina. Probably has a mohawk with a tail, dyed yellow too? Damn man, you’re original. Definitely started smoking weed because of Kid Cudi and Wiz Khalifa, and if he didn’t start because of them, he started because of someone who started because of them. He claims originality like it’s his last name, but checks the latest trends on Tumblr, ISS, NT, or another blogging site. Bought a DSLR because it looked “fly” on his neck, and he needed a nice camera to show off his clothes in a WDYWT, you know? You can’t be fly, and not have a nice camera! Probably is draped in Supreme, The Hundreds, Nike SB, and any other clothes he sees his favorite rapper in. Oh! And he claims to be a Hip-Hop head because he downloaded an old school Wu-Tang album. Recites words aloud down the street, so people know he loves Hip-Hop. Fly guy, I must say.
Oh and if you really are original, if you really love Hip-Hop, if you really wear these brands because you genuinely love them, if you smoke weed because you genuinely wanted to, or whatever else, this is no hate towards you. I just know too many people who do all of the above, and it’s annoying. Hate me for the truth.
this.
You sir, are genius.
